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"The mistake lies in seeing debate and discussion as secondary to the recovery of meaning. Rather, we should see them as primary: art and literature do not exist to be understood or appreciated, but to be discussed and argued over, to function as a focus for social dialogue. The discourse of literary or art criticism is not to recover meaning, but to create and contest it. Our primal scene should not be the solitary figure in the dark of the cinema but the group of friends arguing afterwards in the pub."
-Don Fowler (1996) "Even Better Than The Real Thing"

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Exit Through The Gift Shop - Tim



Nominated for an Oscar, Exit Through the Gift Shop is either a doc-, mock-, or prank-umentary, depending on who you ask. If it's a documentary, it's about French video-maniac Thierry Guetta making a shitload of money by stealing streetart from the likes of Invader, Shepard Fairey and Banksy himself and totally selling out. The lesson: Capitalism = evil.



If it's a mockumentary, it's about how little talent it takes to make a crapload of money in the world of pop art. The lesson: If you're willing to pay thousands of bucks for a Madonna album cover, it's your own fault.



If it's a mockumentary, it's not so much about how stupid pop art buyers are, but how stupid we are for believing anything as long as it's on a screen (see Fox News watchers). The lesson: Haha, we even fooled the Academy.



Doc, moc, prank - what do I think it is? Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. All I know is it takes the piss out of counterfeit artists and in the most hilarious fashion. Might as well call it a fuckyoumentary.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Nicolas (Coppola) Cage - A Life Doing Work


It is not possible for me to make clear how awesome Cage really is. I'll leave it to others.

"Cage was born in Long Beach, California. His father, August Coppola, was a professor of literature; Cage's mother, Joy Vogelsang, is a dancer and choreographer."

"Cage is the nephew of director Francis Ford Coppola and actress Talia Shire, and the cousin of directors Roman Coppola and Sofia Coppola, film producer Gian-Carlo Coppola, and actors Robert Carmine and Jason Schwartzman."

"To avoid the appearance of nepotism as the nephew of Francis Ford Coppola, he changed his name early in his career to Nicolas Cage, inspired in part by the Marvel Comics superheroLuke Cage."

"Cage has been nominated twice for an Academy Award, winning once for his performance as a suicidal alcoholic in Leaving Las Vegas. His other nomination was for his portrayal of real-life screenwriter Charlie Kaufman and Kaufman's fictional twin Donald in Adaptation. Despite these successes, most of his lower-profile films have performed poorly at the box office compared to his mainstream action/adventure roles."

"I feel I've made a lot of movies already and I want to start exploring other opportunities that I can apply myself to, whether it's writing or other interests that I may develop."

"Herzog has found his ideal interpreter, a performer whose truth lies deep in the artifice of performance: ladies and gentlemen, Nicolas Cage, at his finest."

"Cage has created a comic book with his son Weston, called Voodoo Child, which is published by Virgin Comics. Cage is an avid comic book fan, and once auctioned a collection of 400 vintage comics through Heritage Auctions for over $1.6 million in 2002."

"In 1997, Cage broke the auction record for Lamborghinis when he placed a bid on a rare Miura SVJ for US$490,000."

"In February 2011, Cage claimed to have created a new method of acting he calls Nouveau Shamanic. He claims to have used the acting style throughout his career and one day plans to write a book about the method."

"Cage has been married three times. His first wife was actress Patricia Arquette (married on April 8, 1995, divorce finalized on May 18, 2001). Cage later married singer/songwriter Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of Elvis Presley. Cage is an Elvis fan and used the star as the base of his performance in Wild at Heart. Lis and Cage married on August 10, 2002 and filed for divorce on November 25, 2002; their divorce was finalized on May 16, 2004. The divorce proceeding was longer than the marriage.”

“Cage's third and current wife Alice Kim, a former waitress who previously worked at the Los Angeles restaurant Kabuki, met Cage at the Los Angeles-based Korean nightclub, Le PrivĂ©. She is the mother of his son, Kal-El (born October 3, 2005), named after Superman's birth name."

"Cage had a Malibu home where he and Kim lived, but sold the property in 2005 for $10 million. In 2004 he bought a property on Paradise Island, Bahamas. In May 2006, he bought a 40-acre (160,000 m2) island in the Exuma archipelago, some 85 miles (137 km) southeast of Nassau and close to a similar island owned by Faith Hill and Tim McGraw."

"He once owned the medieval castle of Schloss Neidstein in the Oberpfalz region in Germany, which he bought in 2006 and sold in 2009 for $2.5 million."

"In August 2007, Cage purchased a home in Middletown, Rhode Island. The 24,000-square-foot (2,200 m2), brick-and-stone country manor occupies 26 acres (110,000 m2), has 12 bedrooms, 10 full bathrooms, and ocean views and borders the Norman Bird Sanctuary. The estate is called the "Grey Craig". The sale ranked among the state’s most expensive residential purchases, eclipsed by the 2007 $17.15 million sale of the Miramar mansion on Bellevue Avenue in Newport. Also in 2007, the actor purchased Midford Castle in Somerset, England."

"instead of listening to Levin, cross-defendant Cage (Coppola) spent most of his free time shopping for high ticket purchases, and wound up with 15 personal residences", Levin's complaint continued: "Likewise, Levin advised Coppola against buying a Gulfstream jet, against buying and owning a flotilla of yachts, against buying and owning a squadron of Rolls Royces, against buying millions of dollars in jewelry and art."

"Levin says that in 2007 Cage's "shopping spree entailed the purchase of three additional residences at a total cost of more than $33 million; the purchase of 22 automobiles (including 9 Rolls Royces); 12 purchases of expensive jewelry; and 47 purchases of artwork and exotic items."

"One of those exotic items was a dinosaur skull of a Tarbosaurus for which Nicolas Cage paid $276,000 in an auction after winning a bidding contest against Leonardo DiCaprio."

"According to Cage, he owned the "Most Haunted House in America", a home located in the French Quarter of New Orleans, Louisiana."

"Nicolas Cage remains one of Hollywood's highest paid actors, earning $40 million in 2009 according to Forbes Magazine."

"On April 15, 2011, at 11:30 PM, Cage was arrested in New Orleans in the city's famed French Quarter district for suspicion of domestic abuse battery, disturbing the peace, and public intoxication, after a police officer was flagged down by onlookers after Cage allegedly grabbed his wife's upper arm, while appearing to be under the influence. Cage was held in police custody until $11,000 USD bail was posted by Duane "Dog" Chapman."

I think Cage is one of the best of all time. The Rock, Raising Arizona, Port of Call, Adaptation, Con Air; I mean Face Off, Gone in 60 Seconds. I love them all (save 8mm). Ebert agrees:

"There are often lists of the great living male movie stars: De Niro, Nicholson and Pacino, usually. How often do you see the name of Nicolas Cage? He should always be up there. He's daring and fearless in his choice of roles, and unafraid to crawl out on a limb, saw it off and remain suspended in air. No one else can project inner trembling so effectively.... He always seems so earnest. However improbable his character, he never winks at the audience. He is committed to the character with every atom and plays him as if he were him."